I'm a mod. Life is pretty hackable.
Don't be / let people get too clingy. It's easier to prevent a bad habit than break one.
Obnoxious clingy-ness aside, keep people you love as close to you as possible. They will probably leave you someday.
Nothing is 'meant to be' or 'not meant to be'. Shit just happens. It's called "
physical chemistry," and it doesn't mean anything.
Black Friday deals are fucking fantastic. Even if you don't want any part of the emotionless commercialized wreck that this day has become, take a look around anyway. THEY have made it impossible to pass up. Y'know those shoes I got the other day? They usually sell them for 100$. I would never have looked at them twice because of the price alone (hundred bux just for shoes..? C'mon. I'm not that bad... yet), hence I would never have had a chance in hell to get what has become my new favorite pair of sexy ass boots.
I am never going to own another cat. I intend to never own any living creature that does not live in a cage (wink)... until I move to Finland.
Don't buy useless things. Don't impulse purchase, unless it's food AND it's either cheap, or you're at least mostly sure it's gonna be worth it.
Stupid people plan out beautiful crimes and get caught; smart people often don't plan at all and they get caught too.
If I ever stop drinking milk, I will probably become allergic to it :(
Don't keep secrets... don't pretend. Do not, under most circumstances, hide your SELF from anyone.
I will make an exemplary effort to only have children with someone gorgeous who's got delectable physical/personality traits, isn't too attached to me, and has a family health portrait that would impress a eugenicist. I don't much mind if he sticks around or not; most likely, if I found a guy like that I suspect I'd love his genetically superior baby-having abilities more than the man himself. Like the alien, in Alien.
Old people who smoke are super gross. Why don't I think non-senior citizens who smoke are gross too? I know I am going to be old someday.. why don't I think I'm gross?
I take everything for granted. I appreciate what I've got, but not as much as I feel like I should...
Marriage is stupid. Ceremonies and spirituality are cool, but aside from tax breaks, a couple shouldn't potentially ruin a good thing by legally binding themselves to each other. There are exceptions... but don't assume you and your other are the exception. It's better to marry the best friend, which is what Shelby and I are going to do as soon as we're both in the same place again. Fuck legality.
On that note, it's basically a bad idea to live with your other as well, at least until you're grown ups... and, silly darlings, don't think you are!
Try not to watch Inuyasha when attempting to recover from a love lost. Horrible idea...
Take a few hours out of the day to do whatever the fuck you want. But don't take it to an extreme, like I do. Better advice for me at this point would be "take a few hours out of the day to do something productive for a change."
Bad weather isn't that bad...?
Treat adult temper tantrums just like kid tempers. It's easier, and usually more fun to deal with.
Forgiveness is much harder to allow when a person does not really want to move on.
Be nice to pets.
If you are cute and lucky, crying will get you things and/or out of trouble :)
♥-t
